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Though I managed to keep my unsettled stomach down during the flight home from South America, as soon as I got out of the airport, I threw up…

7023 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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from him, to HAPPY! ✨🫶🏻✨

291 upvotes • r/transtimelines
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I went into the porta potty and took a HUGE dump.

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164 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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What did the naughty boy do with his big sister’s diary?

111 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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My husband swatted the fly as it walked across my shoulders…

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Halfway between sleep and wakefulness, I wondered why I couldn’t stop dreaming about chewing on pebbles…

80 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Yet again, I find myself trapped and powerless in the grasps of sleep paralysis.

59 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Look… Basically all the ‘tism touched tarts that I’ve ever met are neat/clean freaks… So, if all these dirty trannies are autistic, then what in the hell is their big problem with being sterilized? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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57 upvotes • r/transgendercirclejerk
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Some crazy woman on the street told me, “I’m going to eat your eyeballs while you sleep!”

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My GF proposed!

49 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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