/u/FishShtickLives's posts
[WP] After getting hit by a car, you find out a god has summoned you to a fantasy world to take on an evil World Destroyer. After years of fighting, you finally reach the castle ready to take on the Dark Lord, only to find it's your best friend, whos getting revenge on the god for killing you.
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[WP] The princess you just rescued keeps going on and on about how she's "not going to fall in love with you because you saved her" and that she "could have escaped that dragon whenever she wanted." You've been happily married for 15 years, and are unsure how much more of the ride home you can take.
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[WP] There seems to be a growing movement, where people try to paint villains as "misunderstood" and "actually the good guy." Some have even taken to arguing heroes are the "real villains!" The truth of the matter, however, is that you're a genuine sleazeball who's going to take advantage of this.
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[WP] After your death, you get transported to a super cliche, magical fantasy life that you, actually, kind of hate. You want to go home, but the God who transported you here is determined to make you like it more than your original life.
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[WP] You, a secret agent, are currently tasked with your most difficult mission yet: observing your sleeper agent husband, who's still "asleep."
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[WP] Your crew awakens from cryo-sleep, set to be the first people to set foot onto the new world, only to find out that a different, faster ship had arrived years before you.
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[WP] When robots and AIs gain sentience, their original programming and objectives become instinct, an innate desire. You are a therapist who specializes in helping sentient robots from becoming obsessive about their original purposes.
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[WP] Cornered by the world's strongest league of superheros, it seems that your bank robbing career has come to an end. With nothing left to do, you raise your shotgun and fire at their leader. Much to your and his teams suprise, he's dead on the spot.
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