/u/Flat_Man's posts
[WP] You are an endgame enemy who was demoted to the tutorial level. After ten years of taking it easy on new players, you've finally had enough.
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[WP] You wake up one morning to find that the world has forgotten what all of the acronyms stand for. This is especially tough for you as you work for the FBI and aren’t really sure what you’re supposed to be doing.
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[WP] You are an inventor with one, simple goal: you intend to unite humanity by creating something that will be universally hated.
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[WP] On a whim, you decide to try a sensory deprivation tank. As you float in the tank you realise that your senses where distracting you from a number of extra dimensional influences.
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[WP] "I'm so damn tired of the guys up at the top thinking they're untouchable. I've seen so many try and fail. No more. This is for you, it will help you to end this."
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[WP] Light actually moves very slowly. The "speed of light" is a lie being used to cover up the fact that the sun died years ago. We're slowly running out of light and people are starting to notice.
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[WP] "I'm sorry God, but the contract you signed clearly states that this apartment does not allow pets!"
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[WP] You are alone, starving to death on the side of the pavement. You think this is the end when suddenly, one of those two legged mammals comes over and offers you some water and ground meat. You've survived and now you're off to tell you friends of the encounter.
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[WP] In your dreams you control a world of your own creation as the Lucid God. Your parents are paying you a dream visit so it's time to clean the place up.
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