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[WP] All of your colleagues make fun of you because you're a real psychic working on a scam psychic hotline. They don't realize that your ability to read the minds of anyone on the other end of a phone line makes you one of the most powerful psychics in existence.
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"So my daughter often puts on music from Sesame Street to annoy me," I tell my friends, "and I just have to say 'Alexa, cancel...'"
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[WP] Time travelers leave a future where Google takes over everything with an unlikely target: Make Milton Sirotta, the 9-year-old kid who named the number "googol," call it something less cute and marketable.
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[WP] You're a struggling writer who works as a hitman on the side. A client hires you to kill the actor for a character that ruined a TV show. In order to clear up the misconception that the actors represent the characters, you offer to take out the entire screenwriting team for the same price.
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The assassin reported to me that the job was a success; my opponent was taken out just before the election.
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