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"Unfortunately, this procedure does have a 1 in 6 chance of fatality," the surgeon said.

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"So my daughter often puts on music from Sesame Street to annoy me," I tell my friends, "and I just have to say 'Alexa, cancel...'"

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"No, I'm sorry, that was my confusion," the doctor said.

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[META] Use more colons in your sentences, it makes them more flashy.

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The whole family panicked when moaning seemed to come from the child's coffin.

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The assassin reported to me that the job was a success; my opponent was taken out just before the election.

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The first night that changed my life was when I was caught by the police with a baggie of weed.

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"Look, you know how this works: neither of us wants mutually ensured destruction," sighed the American.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Unfortunately, this procedure does have a 1 in 6 chance of fatality," the surgeon said.	2061
"So my daughter often puts on music from Sesame Street to annoy me," I tell my friends, "and I just have to say 'Alexa, cancel...'"	63
"No, I'm sorry, that was my confusion," the doctor said.	24
[META] Use more colons in your sentences, it makes them more flashy.	15
The whole family panicked when moaning seemed to come from the child's coffin.	15
The assassin reported to me that the job was a success; my opponent was taken out just before the election.	14
The first night that changed my life was when I was caught by the police with a baggie of weed.	10
"Look, you know how this works: neither of us wants mutually ensured destruction," sighed the American.	1