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[WP] People always thought that cats knock stuff over just because they like it. In reality, they're just lazy agents of a primordial force of chaos, and knocking stuff over is the bare minimum that earns them benefits like always landing on their feet or 9 lives.

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[WP] You ignored all the warnings, and stared at the abyss. It blushed.

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[WP] Only humans have even the most basic rights - but at this point, it is hard to tell what is a human, and what is not. As the world moved forward, the governments started to recognize human beings only after they pass a Turing test - and each year, the bar gets a tiny bit higher.

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[WP] A stranger asks if you want to hear a story. But when you say yes, instead of them telling you the story, you start hearing it in your mind as they disappear.

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[WP] The cake day is a lie. Run.

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[WP] "Look, I don't care that you died. No one does. The taxes are due, and you WILL pay them, one way or another."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] People always thought that cats knock stuff over just because they like it. In reality, they're just lazy agents of a primordial force of chaos, and knocking stuff over is the bare minimum that earns them benefits like always landing on their feet or 9 lives.	6745
[WP] You ignored all the warnings, and stared at the abyss. It blushed.	142
[WP] Only humans have even the most basic rights - but at this point, it is hard to tell what is a human, and what is not. As the world moved forward, the governments started to recognize human beings only after they pass a Turing test - and each year, the bar gets a tiny bit higher.	38
[WP] A stranger asks if you want to hear a story. But when you say yes, instead of them telling you the story, you start hearing it in your mind as they disappear.	10
[WP] The cake day is a lie. Run.	9
[WP] "Look, I don't care that you died. No one does. The taxes are due, and you WILL pay them, one way or another."	8