/u/Frame_Late's posts
[WP] A villain sits alone at a bar, depressed. He is a terrible villain, not because he is overly evil or exceptionally successful, but instead every time he attempts something evil, no matter how heinous, good things inadvertently come of it.
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[WP] You are the representative of an alien race of militarized serfs serving under a different alien empire. Humanity tries to convince you that you and your people are horrifically oppressed, but from your point of view it's a pretty sweet gig all things considered.
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[WP] A Sangheili from Halo Wakes up after he dies, on the same day that he died, over and over again.
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[WP] You are the champion of the gods who was betrayed by the very gods you loyally served. In your darkest hour, an eldritch offers to grant you a miracle befitting of your nature that will make you strong enough to take revenge.
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[WP] You've always taken care of your neighborhood's stray cats; leaving out food, giving shelter to pregnant mothers and fostering their kittens, etc. Now, at your lowest moment, the strays of the neighborhood convene to repay you for you kindness.
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[WP] Humans love their pets. Humans are so much more advanced than any other Aliens that they capture and collect different 'sentient' Aliens to keep as pets. You have recently been acquired by a human xenophile, and you have been informed that resistance is futile.
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[WP] A mosquito has taken you to court. Apparently, since she used your blood to make her eggs, she's argued that you're 1/2 their father and therefore owe her child support.
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