/u/FriendsCallMeAsshole's posts
[WP] During a flight you accidentally damage a window and find out that they aren't actually windows, but monitors.
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[WP] In a world where intelligent and overly educated people are being executed, you fell on love with someone you believe to be as intelligent as you are. The only way to find out is to fill conversations with hidden subtext that a normal person would miss.
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[WP] When humanity met alien life for the first time, they didn't have a clue how incredibly sexy the aliens would find their stupid one-liners.
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[WP] When the genie offers you four instead of three wishes, you are confused. He admits that the fourth wish will not affect you, but the next person who finds him - and if you make it, you'll in turn be affected by the previous fourth wish.
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[WP] Humanity survives the robot uprising only because one of the developers hid a stupid easter egg in their programming.
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[WP] You are heir to the throne, prince(ss) of a medium sized nation of this world. Your parents died too early, and everyone is ready to exploit your inexperience, your enemies are ready to tear the kingdom apart, your advisors ready to use you as a puppet. It's time to establish dominance.
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[WP] The first contact war was the bloodier than all wars humanity had fought before combined. Tell me about the war by describing some people who earned a medal of honor in it. [NSFW] NSFW
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[WP] You are a passive aggressive time traveler, who tries to make people feel bad for things that haven't even happened yet.
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