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[WP] I repeated my lies so often, I myself started to believe them to be true.

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[WP] I don't need flesh to be human.

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[WP] You were reincarnated and you retained all memories of your previous life. But instead of using this knowledge to become famous or rich, you instead use it to be the worst obnoxious little shit possible, always saying 'innocent' things that are 100% inappropriate in the given situation.

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[WP] War. War never changes. Well, except that one time...

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[WP] Your teenage dreams of incredible power come true, but at a terrible price: whenever you want to use your powers, you also transform into what your 13 year old self considered cool.

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[WP] „There are times where you can show mercy and there are times where you need to be prepared to make an example of them.“ “Oh my god Jimmy, it's just a fucking boardgame, stop being so dramatic!“

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[WP] People didn't expect you to spend the lottery jackpot of 400 million dollars on building a private army.

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[WP] You did it, you actually managed to travel back in time! Back in your 15 year old body you are now ready to achieve something you didn't manage the first time around: To get you and your little sister away from your abusive parents.

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[WP] One day you wake up, only to notice that you suddenly have three Fallout character perks in real life.

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[WP] A vampire romance, where the special twist about the story isn't the vampire.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] I repeated my lies so often, I myself started to believe them to be true.	15
[WP] I don't need flesh to be human.	15
[WP] You were reincarnated and you retained all memories of your previous life. But instead of using this knowledge to become famous or rich, you instead use it to be the worst obnoxious little shit possible, always saying 'innocent' things that are 100% inappropriate in the given situation.	15
[WP] War. War never changes. Well, except that one time...	15
[WP] Your teenage dreams of incredible power come true, but at a terrible price: whenever you want to use your powers, you also transform into what your 13 year old self considered cool.	15
[WP] „There are times where you can show mercy and there are times where you need to be prepared to make an example of them.“ “Oh my god Jimmy, it's just a fucking boardgame, stop being so dramatic!“	14
[WP] People didn't expect you to spend the lottery jackpot of 400 million dollars on building a private army.	14
[WP] You did it, you actually managed to travel back in time! Back in your 15 year old body you are now ready to achieve something you didn't manage the first time around: To get you and your little sister away from your abusive parents.	13
[WP] One day you wake up, only to notice that you suddenly have three Fallout character perks in real life.	13
[WP] A vampire romance, where the special twist about the story isn't the vampire.	12