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[WP] The designation 'top secret' doesn't actually exist. It was invented by a secret organization that infiltrated all intelligence agencies to keep their activities hidden.

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[WP] The prophecy telling of the arrival of the hero was less than reassuring: "And the hero shall slay the demon, restore a resemblance of peace and order, and all in all make things slightly less miserable."

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[WP] In a world where everyone but you is lactose intolerant, you revered as the milk drinking god

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[EU] A bond-villain has taken the child of James Bond hostage to take him out of the equasion - Bond meanwhile is having a hard time figuring out which Bond-girl he might have gotten pregnant in the past.

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[WP] Foretold by the ancient prophecies, a young boy is blessed by the gods with several powerful abilities that one day would help him to defeat the lord of darkness. The young boy however would rather prefer to live a simple life and work in the local post office.

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[WP] One day you wake up, to find that all the ways out of your house have been barred from the outside, and that a meal has been shoved in through the mail slot.

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[WP] Someone makes you an offer you can't refuse. You refuse.

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[WP] You are able to control other people telepathically. Would be pretty cool, if you didn't also have a split personality.

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[WP] You are a professor, and somehow you and your entire class got transported into medieval Europe. You could use your advanced knowledge to your advantage, if your students weren't so incredibly incompetent.

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[WP] I always told myself: If something looks too good to be true, you probably shoul accept, I mean, what are the chances of that happening again?

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[WP] The designation 'top secret' doesn't actually exist. It was invented by a secret organization that infiltrated all intelligence agencies to keep their activities hidden.	2
[WP] The prophecy telling of the arrival of the hero was less than reassuring: "And the hero shall slay the demon, restore a resemblance of peace and order, and all in all make things slightly less miserable."	2
[WP] In a world where everyone but you is lactose intolerant, you revered as the milk drinking god	2
[EU] A bond-villain has taken the child of James Bond hostage to take him out of the equasion - Bond meanwhile is having a hard time figuring out which Bond-girl he might have gotten pregnant in the past.	2
[WP] Foretold by the ancient prophecies, a young boy is blessed by the gods with several powerful abilities that one day would help him to defeat the lord of darkness. The young boy however would rather prefer to live a simple life and work in the local post office.	2
[WP] One day you wake up, to find that all the ways out of your house have been barred from the outside, and that a meal has been shoved in through the mail slot.	2
[WP] Someone makes you an offer you can't refuse. You refuse.	2
[WP] You are able to control other people telepathically. Would be pretty cool, if you didn't also have a split personality.	1
[WP] You are a professor, and somehow you and your entire class got transported into medieval Europe. You could use your advanced knowledge to your advantage, if your students weren't so incredibly incompetent.	1
[WP] I always told myself: If something looks too good to be true, you probably shoul accept, I mean, what are the chances of that happening again?	1