/u/FriendsCallMeAsshole's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Too late the genie realized that the person he had agreed to grant wishes to was medically insane.
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[WP] Having the entertainment of a thousand worlds at your fingertips - it really makes not wasting away your life quite hard.
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[WP] Gods easily get bored - no wonder, after uncountable lifetimes experienced things can only be so unpredictable. Today a god decided to entertain himself by following you around all day. To your increasing annoyance he seems to be entertained by what he sees.
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[WP] I love nightmares. They scare me, they show such horrifying things. Horrifying, yet fictional. But to experience nightmares one must sleep, and how could a man with memories like mine ever hope to sleep?
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[WP] You're a pizza delivery person who slowly falls in love with EVERY person you regularly deliver pizza to.
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[WP] You wake up, only to see in the news that various companies have contributed to a huge superpac that'll promote the candidacy of a random US citizen. And deep down you just know that it will be you.
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[WP] You work for a satire magazine, when suddenly terrorists breach into the headquarters and start shooting people. As a final 'fuck you', you decide to finish the article you have just started writing.
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[WP] You are a black market dealer who was hired by a guy who obviously is a time-traveler. He orders the most ridiculous things and services, but in the end they always end up benefitting him in. The most unexpected ways.
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