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[WP] A fluffy romance between an insane person who thinks he's Jesus reincarnated and Donald Trump's daughter.

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[WP] You are fairly certain that the person who contacted you via the online dating platform is literally Hitler.

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[WP] A guilty conscience big enough to force one to commit suicide - to the innocent, this is a burden almost inconceivable, we couldn't possibly know how horrible it must feel. But we must try anyway, try to understand what they thought and felt, what made the entire human race kill itself.

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[WP] “I tell you, I will never ever try speed-dating again. My first date was a fat alcoholic woman without legs and indoor-voice, and it only got worse with every following person.“

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[WP] You are good at your job. Too good in fact. To prevent people from believing that you are anything special, you built a network of false identities you attribute your work to, to make yourself look more average.

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[WP] “Hello, this is 911, what is your emergency?“ “My Husband has been abducted by buddhist monks!“

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[WP] You have a weird form of the tourette syndrome: Whenever you see a cute girl, you start shouting love confessions. That your girlfriend encourages encounters like these out of a twisted sense of humor doesn't help.

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[WP] A fluffy romance between an insane person who thinks he's Jesus reincarnated and Donald Trump's daughter.	0
[WP] You are fairly certain that the person who contacted you via the online dating platform is literally Hitler.	0
[WP] A guilty conscience big enough to force one to commit suicide - to the innocent, this is a burden almost inconceivable, we couldn't possibly know how horrible it must feel. But we must try anyway, try to understand what they thought and felt, what made the entire human race kill itself.	0
[WP] “I tell you, I will never ever try speed-dating again. My first date was a fat alcoholic woman without legs and indoor-voice, and it only got worse with every following person.“	0
[WP] You are good at your job. Too good in fact. To prevent people from believing that you are anything special, you built a network of false identities you attribute your work to, to make yourself look more average.	0
[WP] “Hello, this is 911, what is your emergency?“ “My Husband has been abducted by buddhist monks!“	0
[WP] You have a weird form of the tourette syndrome: Whenever you see a cute girl, you start shouting love confessions. That your girlfriend encourages encounters like these out of a twisted sense of humor doesn't help.	0