/u/FriendsCallMeAsshole's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[EU] I remember the war. The smell of burning buildings, of freshly spilled blood, the sounds of screaming medics and sobbing soldiers. I can still see them, the charred corpses, the flaming fields... So no, I'm afraid I can't allow a charmander as your first Pokemon, t brings back too many memories
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[WP] You lost your eyesight in a tragic accident - now you finally get to make really inappropriate jokes about it, which makes the whole situation really awkward for everyone but you.
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[WP] For some reason everyone seems to think that you murdered your girlfriend. The fact that your girlfriend is very clearly still alive doesn't seem to convince them of your innocence.
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[WP] A young boy finds a shrine, where he wishes for the wife of his dreams. The god of the shrines fulfills his wish and summons you to this world - you are not amused.
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[WP] You and your wife loved each other so much, you retained memories about each other even after being reincarnated. From your perspective your second life and meeting is even more romantic than the first one, for everyone else it's just two creepy obsessive lunatics stalking each other.
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[WP] The chaos theory is perfected and obviously the military is the first one to adopt the implications into a new strategy: illogical warfare.
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