/u/FriendsCallMeAsshole's posts
[WP] Here I was, speaker of every language, author of thousand books, starter of hundred wars, saviour of millions and master of an uncountable number of skills, kneeling down before the is person.
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[WP] Your best friend contacts you and tells you that he woke up with memories from the future (he didn't memorize lottery results though, what an idiot). You now need to help him with explanations on how he acquired all of his skills, so that other people don't grow suspicious.
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[WP] Today your sister is acting really really weird, almost irritated. You are not sure whether she has her period, or if she is trapped in a time-loop again.
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[WP] After wishing on a shooting star, somehow your wish got mixed up with someone else's wish before being fulfilled. Looks like someone else will get to enjoy a threesome, while you somehow ended up becoming the perfect housewife.
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[WP] You are a basically a quest-giving NPC: no matter what you do or how you interact with other people, it'll always make some major inpact onto the lives of those who interact with you. You trying to avoid this only makes it more absurd.
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[WP] The penal legion is a special branch of the military that houses the worst kind of people, all of which accepted this deal to escape the death sentence. Murderers, slavers, rapists, torturers and Jeff from accounting.
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[WP] You are trapped in a CIA blacksite, where they subject the prisoners to horrifying experiments. You managed to find internet access, but the only website that doesn't seem to be blocked is a roleplaying forum.
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[WP] A world where everyone has superpowers in a strength proportionate to the strength of their childhood traumata.
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