/u/FriendsCallMeAsshole's posts
[WP] You accidentally killed Kim Yong Un during a vacation to North Korea. Unable to come up with a better plan, you decide to pull a weekend at Bernie's.
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[WP] You managed to send back a short message with advice to your past self on how to live a better life and avoid mistakes you made the first time around. But the message ended up with the wrong person, who now try to follow the advice, even if it doesn't always make much sense.
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[WP] “...and that's how I received a medal of honor and a lifetime supply of tomato sauce at the same day.“
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[WP] After your wife died you were devasted. Atleast that's what you are telling everyone. What else could you do, it's not like her coming back as a ghost to keep you company is something that could be easily explained.
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[WP] You bought a cheap time-machine, which is capable of transporting you to any time in the past, with an accuracy of +-40 years.
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[WP] You are the lead singer of a rather popular band. Today you opened your concert with the usual yelling of 'are you ready?', but to your surprise the crowd informs you that they are, in fact, not ready yet.
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[WP] You are the leader of a cult that's trying to revive an ancient evil with a certain ritual. But there's a problem with the ritual: One of the cult members apparently keeps on seducing the virgins before you are able to sacrifice them.
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[WP] A self-defense instructor becomes depressed and starts to adjust his fighting-style accordingly. He slowly becomes a self-offense instructor.
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