/u/FriendsCallMeAsshole's posts
[WP] You are a masterful seducer with tendencies to overreact when provoked. Some kid on xbox live just made the mistake to imply that they had sex with your mother.
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[WP] When I first found out I had a stalker, I was afraid. The fear grew bigger, but so did other feelings. Now I can't live without her anymore. I hope she doesn't mind the role-reversal.
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[WP] Obama somehow traveled back into the past, to the day of his election. This time he will make no mistakes.
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[WP] It was the worst nightmare I ever had. Unending, unimaginable horror. But then I woke up and it got worse.
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[WP] A group of time travellers decide to travel back into the middle ages and create a secret order of assassins. Sadly they didn't decide beforehand on who exactly to assassinate, so they results of their mission become increasingly chaotic.
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[WP] You are a human rights activist who broke into Guantanamo Bay to document the horror within. But what you found was so much worse than you ever could've imagined.
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[WP] You've been thrown into an asylum for being able to see ghosts. Now you are driving the doctors insane with knowledge of whats happening outside your room, which you shouldn't possess.
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[WP] There have been many cruel wars, but not many that got even in the same league as the second vietnam war.
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[WP] Too late the genie realized that the person he had agreed to grant wishes to was medically insane.
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