/u/FriendsCallMeAsshole's posts
[WP] A judge has the most accurate gut feeling in the world, he always knows who is guilty and who isn't. Today he has a case with absolutely no evidence supporting the innocence of the person he knows not to be guilty.
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[WP] You wake up in an alternate universe, where another (identical) version of you already exists. You decide to help this version out, without getting discovered by him/her.
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[WP] You had been called many things in life so far. A maniac, a psychopath, a raving lunatic and once even a war criminal. But 'slut' was new.
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[WP] Your significant other never loved you, and today reveals it all, with the sole purpose of crushing your heart. Make this as brutal as possible, but make it a happy end.
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[WP] “Let's not invite Josh to the LAN-party, we all know that if he says that he'll fuck someone's mom that it's a promise he intends to keep.“
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[WP] You are Leonardo DiCaprio, and you were just transported back in time, years before you would win your Oscar.
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[WP] A virus is rapidly killing off all of mankind, and the next week will most likely be the last of your life. You however are not allowed to spend your last days with your family, since you need to finish the project you are working on before it's too late.
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[WP] God has enough of humanity's bullshit and starts a time-loop, which resets the world over and over again, until mankind achieves the best possible situation that can be achieved in these 24 hours.
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[WP] Trump and Hillary receive the exact same amount of votes - and thus for the first time ever, the US received two presidents at once.
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