/u/FriendsCallMeAsshole's posts
[WP] The richest man in the world just died. His testament is full of bad jokes, unreasonable requests to whoever wants to inherit something and is basically a big 'fuck you' to his family. You are a family member.
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[WP] A psychopath kidnaps random people and puts them into dangerous situations that resemble the scenario of their favourite videogames.
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[WP] Take a well known story, do not change any major events, but make it sound absolutely crazy/insane/illogical.
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[WP] You're a corporate spy, who is just a bit too good at the whole “infiltrating“ thing - you've just become the CEO of the company you were supposed to spy on.
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[WP] When mankind developed the technologies necessary to resurrect the dead, they achieved a peculiar side-effect: They ended all wars. Unexpectedly it's quite hard to fight wars where casualties don't actually manage to slow down the enemy.
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[WP] You keep on killing people on accident. Since the first two who died were members of the mafia, both the criminal underworld and the gang criminality task force of the police assume that you are doing it on purpose.
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[WP] The mission was succesful. One might even say too succesful. No really, it's almost unnerving how utterly perfect everything went.
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