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I wish I could rocket jump

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I wish there was a giant disembodied hand that crushes one random person on Earth every 24 hours and is always slightly faster than any human, no matter how fast they run from it.

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I wish there was a giant disembodied hand that crushes one random person on Earth every 24 hours, is always slightly faster than any human, no matter how fast they run, and that I would be the last person to be crushed

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I wish I could rocket jump	7
I wish there was a giant disembodied hand that crushes one random person on Earth every 24 hours and is always slightly faster than any human, no matter how fast they run from it.	3
I wish there was a giant disembodied hand that crushes one random person on Earth every 24 hours, is always slightly faster than any human, no matter how fast they run, and that I would be the last person to be crushed	1