/u/Fruit-Dealer's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]The pagan gods watch with amusement as humanity still remember them by naming their mightiest vessels after them, long after they stopped worshiping them. When war against aliens break out, the old gods subtly aid the humans, not wanting the last homage to them to be taken lightly.
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[WP] "So let me get this straight" The former UFC fighter looked at the doctor in the eye. "You want to put me in a medically induced coma so my ghost can beat the shit out of the ghost that's haunting the psych ward of the hospital? "Uhh... If you want to put it like that, sure."
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[WP] "He's got a bagpipe that shoots napalm." "Look I know he has his shortcomings bu-" "He's not wearing anything under his kilt!" "Look, Captain America's on vacation, so Captain Scotland's the best shot we have at stopping them. So are you going to do this, or what?"
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[WP] The reason that no time traveler has tried to go back in time to prevent tragedies/atrocities throughout history is because the timeline we are living in is the best possible outcome - any deviations from this one leads to unimaginable horrors for the human race.
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[WP]'The old avatars had it easy with 4 elements. You, on the other hand,' she sneered while handing me a periodic table, 'have 118'.
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[WP] The strength of a god is proportional to how many people are aware of it. After seeing the Norse gods become popular due to the Avengers movies, lesser known Gods from other cultures pay Hollywood a visit...
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[EU] Voldemort Won. The Dark Lord plans on world domination, figuring the muggles don't know what's happened. But the governments of the world have known about the magical world for a long time, but just didn't let the magical world know. They put into action their contingency plan.
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[WP]You work valet at a 5-star luxury casino. Lambos, Bugattis, and Rolls Royces puling up to you is the norm. One day, a beat up, rusty pick-up truck pulls up, and next thing you know, the owner of the resort is dashing out the front door to greet the driver personally.
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[WP] Werewolves have ungodly strength, Vampires have uncanny agility, the undead are nigh unkillable, and humans... turn into vengeful spirits if they are murdered. You're an arrogant young Vampire and you disregarded your elders' warning and just slaughtered an entire village.
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