/u/Fruit-Dealer's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]You are a shady funeral director who makes a pretty penny selling organs from the dead that are to be cremated. One day, you cut into a fresh corpse, and to your horror, the torso cavity is completely empty. Suddenly, the corpse's bloodshot eyes snap open.
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[WP]A father and a son is asked the same question. The father responds with a mournful expression: "The worst mistake of my life...". The son responds with an earnest smile: "I never felt an ounce of regret".
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[WP]"Half-full can of red paint, Check. A raccoon doll, check. Two feet of copper wire, Check. A pressure rice cooker, Check. A roll of newspaper, check. Now that I brought everything you wanted, do you want to tell me why the heck we need all this?"
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[WP] You live in a world where conventional laws of physics have been replaced by 60's cartoon physics (think Tom and Jerry). Tell us about your day.
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[WP]You die. Instead of meeting God and the Devil as you expected, you meet two beings that introduce themselves as 'The Surgeon' and 'The Butcher'.
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[WP] You live in Soviet Russia, the magical land where everything is backwards that everyone has made the butt of their jokes. Tell us about your day.
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[WP] 'You will always be in my heart'. 'That would be so sweet to hear coming from you if you didn't mean that literally'.
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[WP]You live in a city full of people with superpowers whose strength can be measured by a number floating above their head. Suddenly aliens invade and a zombie apocalypse happens, and you realize you are in an overused writing prompt.
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[WP] Santa goes on trial for multiple counts of trespassing, breaking and entering, and other charges.
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