/u/Fruit-Dealer's posts
A father and a son is asked the same question. The father responds with a mournful expression: "The worst mistake of my life...". The son responds with an earnest smile: "I never felt an ounce of regret".
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[WP] To combat his/her waning popularity, a celebrity has convinced their family to take part in a *meet the ______'s* style reality show. While the show is a huge success, the toil of putting on a facade is taking its toll on the formerly happy family.
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[WP]WritingPrompts Mad Lib! Everyone is born with a [NOUN 1] [PREPOSITION] their [BODY PART]. the [ADJECTIVE] the [NOUN 1], the [COMPARATIVE ADJECTIVE] their [NOUN + RELEVANT DESCRIPTORS].
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[WP]You are one of the few that actually like Pineapple Pizza. When you tell your preference to your family, they all look horrified. Turns out, you are the one of the few humans left in the world taken over by the Pineapple People, and the Pineapple Soldiers are now coming for you.
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[WP]All alien species in the Galactic council reluctantly adopted dictatorships because in the past, democratic governments failed. A new species called humans have just been inducted into the council, and their democracy seems to be working fine. describe the effects of this realization.
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[WP] The Egyptian Goddess Isis awakes after thousands of years and sees that this group of humans called ISIS are carrying out all sorts of douchebaggery under her name. She gets extremely pissed...
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[WP] You are a /r/writingprompts mod that finds people that write '[WP]' at the end of their prompts and hunts them down in real life to ensure the sub looks nice and even.
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[WP] A virulent white supremacist from 1920s Mississippi and a hardcore Tumblr Social Justice Warrior encounter each other after being whisked across spacetime.
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[WP] [NSFW] Write the most insulting poem you can imagine directed at Turkish President Recep Erdoğan NSFW
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