/u/Fruit-Dealer's posts
[WP]A father and a son is asked the same question. The father responds with a mournful expression: "The worst mistake of my life...". The son responds with an earnest smile: "I never felt an ounce of regret".
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[WP] You die and end up in hell. You expect the demons to rip into your body to punish you, but you are surprised to find out that no demon has ever laid a hand on a soul in the afterlife. You are soon horrified to find out that what awaits you is worse than any physical torture...
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[WP]Don Quixote but it is set in modern times about a neckbeard who is REALLY into Samurais and mall ninja shit.
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[WP] You are the most effective hero in the force - the number of wrongdoers you've stopped is second to none. You are also just as feared as those you oppose because instead of being motivated by a desire to help or do good, you sadistically revel in the suffering of evildoers.
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[WP]"Half-full can of red paint, Check. A raccoon doll, check. Two feet of copper wire, Check. A pressure rice cooker, Check. A roll of newspaper, check. Now that I brought everything you wanted, do you want to tell me why the heck we need all this?"
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[CW][WP]Write me a story. Any story. It just has to begin and end with the phrase "I [was] the last one home" (in any tense).
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[WP] You live in Soviet Russia, the magical land where everything is backwards that everyone has made the butt of their jokes. Tell us about your day.
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[WP] Santa goes on trial for multiple counts of trespassing, breaking and entering, and other charges.
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[WP] A swarm of giant, intelligent shellfish crawled out of the ocean and has taken over nearly all of Europe. As the last human stronghold on the continent is about to be overrun, a fleet of tiny boats appear on the horizon: The Cajun Navy has arrived.
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