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I was startled by my oldest child yelling "Daddy loves me best!"

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The cries of pain and anguish had become so much like normal background noise during this battle that I didn't know for how long when I finally realized they had stopped.

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Most of us just hear "blah blah blah...." when we hear a voice over an intercom.

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My wife was excited when I gave her a small box for her present.

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Once the lift reaches the top, I will be able to move.

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A popular song lyric tells me that I "gotta know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em."

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My wife just told me that she is pregnant.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was startled by my oldest child yelling "Daddy loves me best!"	11
The cries of pain and anguish had become so much like normal background noise during this battle that I didn't know for how long when I finally realized they had stopped.	10
Most of us just hear "blah blah blah...." when we hear a voice over an intercom.	10
My wife was excited when I gave her a small box for her present.	7
Once the lift reaches the top, I will be able to move.	6
A popular song lyric tells me that I "gotta know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em."	2
My wife just told me that she is pregnant.	1