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[EU]Unfortunately for both the world and the villains who oppose him, Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive Canada Goose.
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[WP]Opening the sealed envelope, you find it full of a strange powder as well as a note, "You have fifteen minutes to get to a hospital."
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[WP]After a hard day of crime fighting, Captain Danger suddenly realizes it has been three weeks since he last took his anti-psychotic meds.
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[WP]Your first day as an FBI hostage negotiator has you trying to talk down Frere Jacques, a classically trained french mime super-villain.
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[EU]In what proves to be Sherlock Holmes most challenging case, the crime scene contains a hand grenade, a riderless horse, and the body of a man killed by a trident.
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[WP]You are owner of the Walking Dead Hospice, a company that provides end of life care by sending terminally ill patients on suicide missions.
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[EU]"I dunno R-r-r-ick, why don't we just, you know, just let'm have Mars? It's not like we're using it or anything." "You can't let people take your shit Morty, y-y-you gotta.... these aren't a bunch of used car dealers from southern California...in the universe you have be a player!"
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[WP]A tense debate breaks out between the kingdom's high priest and court necromancer upon discovery of the king's "Do Not Resuscitate" bracelet.
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