/u/FurionEQ's posts
[WP]Write a nature documentary focusing on life in a newly established colony of Keebler elves in Central Park, New York.
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[WP]An alien submits a report of its first encounter with life on Earth, a honey badger whose burrow was destroyed by their landing spacecraft.
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[EU]"Good afternoon, you must be Jonathan and Martha? I'm Agent J, this is Agent D. We would like to ask you both some questions concerning an incident that occurred on your property on June 10th, 1958."
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[WP] Mrs. Belfield's redecorating project unknowingly changes her Feng shui such that it triggers chaos in a remote African village.
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[EU]Alarms sound across the Avengers Tower when Tony Stark realizes calls to the IT help desk are being mistakenly routed to Dr. Bruce Banner's extension.
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[WP]After killing a home intruder with an egg beater you become a level one Pastafarian. Divvy up your stats and fulfill your destiny.
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[WP]Having lost many battles, the fae have retreated into the dream lands, where they can attack humanity at will. To pursue them, you must find a hidden god and request a strange death called "sleep".
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[WP]Using a short passage from the Necromonicon as your yearbook quote proves to greatly reduce the number of your graduating high school class.
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[EU]With a sci-fi convention in town, a booth of life-sized 40k replicas has been installed in the museum's lobby without your knowledge. Now, as the sun sets and the displays slowly come to life, you must endure the darkest "Night at the Museum" of your career.
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