/u/FusionVsGravity's posts
[WP] Aliens find "Never Gonna Give You Up" on Voyager, and after studying human culture realise that they have been rick rolled. They're not happy.
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[WP] You are immortal as long as the human population is above 1 billion. After deciding you want to die, you set out to destroy the human race.
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[WP] The reason we've not found intelligent life is because we're the first. In the far future, humans are the ancient forerunner race in the galaxy.
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[WP] Being conscious at night time corrupts you. Insomniacs are awful people, and owls are horrific beasts...
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[WP] Every decade has a centre to receive calls from previous decades reporting illegal time travel theft. "The 90s called they want their laugh tracks back"
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[WP] Advanced aliens attack Earth, but, having evolved in extremely low gravity environments are incredibly fragile. Humans are incredibly strong and resilient in comparison.
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[WP] When the love of your life dies, you realise you can still dream about them, so you spend all day and night just sleeping. Your subconscious reaches out to you in one of these dreams to help you.
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[WP] We find animals to be different kinds of smelly, but our sense of smell is rudimentary. To animals humans smell like death, and human settlements smell like eldritch terror.
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You are an incredibly powerful warrior - undefeated by the strongest demons and gods alike - with one weakness. You can only be harmed by the weakest of blows.
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