/u/Galaxy_the_nightwing's posts
[WP] Stereotypical 'chosen one' story but the chosen one is a 46 yr old mother of three who ran out of fucks to give five years ago
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[WP] "So let me get this straight. You, a common village farmer, got tired of knights pillaging your village before going to defeat the most powerful dragon in the new age so you decided to go and kill it yourself." "...yeah?" "...get out of my lair. Take some of my hoard if you wish, just get out"
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[WP] "Wait," The dragon said, "Raise your hand if you're an adult." The party of knights before it stayed still. The dragon sighed. "Turn around and go back home. Tell your king not to pull this crap again."
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[WP] You are a dragon that has been protecting a kingdom for centuries. Lately the rulers have been getting entitled. The last one crossed the line by directly disrespecting you. its time you reteach the humans why they should respect you.
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[WP] *"YOU INSOLENT-!"* "Mister dwagon sir? can you's pway wit me?" *"Not now sweetie, mister dragon is busy. I'll play with you once I'm done, ok?"* "okie-dokie!" Adopting was one of your strangest choices but you wouldn't trade the little human girl for the world.
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[WP] The knight is confused when the dragon ignores them in favor of ransacking their own hoard. They lost their favorite treasure and is panicing
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[WP] A stereotype twist: The dragon wasnt 'kidnapping' the prince/ss. She was rescuing him/her from unwanted arranged marriages and trying to help him/her find romance
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[WP] "I thought you said you'd never fly with me?" They said, voice slurred from bloodloss. The dragon grunted before replying. "This never happened."
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