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[WP] "Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street, then getting hit by an airplane."

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[WP] "All I'm saying is, the dragon's fire breath was just not hot enough to have melted the castle's support beams."

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[WP] You're a movie director in 1970 filming a battle scene with 16,000 extras. Then you realize you're commanding the 7th largest army in the world.

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[WP] "Yes, I'm telepathic," she responded. "But when I was young, I listened to people's thoughts too loudly and now I'm hard-of-telepathing."

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[TT] "Because dear, mother knows best, now put the flamethrower in the trunk."

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[IP] "I Thanked Him Three Times."

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[CW] Tell a tragedy in 30 words. No more. No less.

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[TT] You have been the hero's companion for most of the journey. In the last second, you stop him/her from vanquishing 'the evil lord.' The hero asks why. Time to make your case.

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[IP] Get behind me

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[WP] You are a speedrunner with a game route you've spent months refining. Something stops you on the final minute of your world record attempt.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] "Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street, then getting hit by an airplane."	4602
[WP] "All I'm saying is, the dragon's fire breath was just not hot enough to have melted the castle's support beams."	2343
[WP] You're a movie director in 1970 filming a battle scene with 16,000 extras. Then you realize you're commanding the 7th largest army in the world.	1405
[WP] "Yes, I'm telepathic," she responded. "But when I was young, I listened to people's thoughts too loudly and now I'm hard-of-telepathing."	74
[TT] "Because dear, mother knows best, now put the flamethrower in the trunk."	53
[IP] "I Thanked Him Three Times."	31
[CW] Tell a tragedy in 30 words. No more. No less.	26
[TT] You have been the hero's companion for most of the journey. In the last second, you stop him/her from vanquishing 'the evil lord.' The hero asks why. Time to make your case.	12
[IP] Get behind me	12
[WP] You are a speedrunner with a game route you've spent months refining. Something stops you on the final minute of your world record attempt.	11