/u/Gelbton's posts
[WP] The aliens have been observing a new advanced subspecies of the intergalactic ants, calling themselves "humans", working in a typical hierarchy for the rich at the top. Interviewing one of their workers they get contradicting answers as it claims "I have freedom, I ain't workin' for no one!"
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[WP] A lot of last names came to existence after peasants adopted their job as their last name, such as "Smith" or "Miller". Your last name is Dragonslayer. As you realize what that means you try to use your gifts to make your boring office job more exciting.
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[WP] You push aside the kid with the toy-saber and get hit by the truck yourself - you wake up in a fantasy world and a voice tells you 'the item you had brought is now a legendary weapon'. You don't even carry a toy-weapon however in your bag you carry a police summon.
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[WP] Humans summon demons to do their dirty work like killing, demons summon humans to do their accounting and taxes - a demon couple summoned a human from the highest order: Steve
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[WP] The king locks every opposition trying to stop him in their mirror reflection. Desperate for the end of tyranny the people unknowingly sent a vampire.
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[WP] After dying you, an experienced pharmacist, resurrect in the 14h century in central europe at the peak time of the plague. You have the knowledge to help cure all people however you happen to be the butler of an influential noble and having employees performing witchcraft would ruin his image.
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[WP] You are working at a Kindergarten for many years now and you are very good at your job until a virus spread through the new generation of kids that made them mentally advance way faster and all of a sudden you are surrounded by rebellious teenage 6 year olds.
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[WP] "I can tell what's to come.." - "What? Do you mean you can see into the future?" .. "No, I can taste into it."
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