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"Dad, where do the babies come from?" my son asks.

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When the devil said that my firstborn child would be the anti-christ; I decided from then on that I would simply avoid sex. NSFW

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I wish they'd figured out that the meteor wasn't actually going to hit the Earth just a few hours earlier.

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Before my brother left for war, he told me that even if he died, he would die a glorious death in battle.

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They have the power to turn into any inanimate object; and tend to wait for years for the perfect opportunity to kill their target.

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"You know, most most kids in your position just ask us to introduce them to some celebrity," I say, to the kid in the hospital bed.

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You've probably heard the rumors that my organization rips the organs out of people that cross us; but I assure you that's just a rumor.

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I was a bit nervous when my roommate told me she had an opportunity for me that would involve recruiting others.

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I thought my troubles were over when I shot my abusive spouse in the head.

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Look, I know filling my yard with bear traps and trip wires seems excessive.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Dad, where do the babies come from?" my son asks.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
When the devil said that my firstborn child would be the anti-christ; I decided from then on that I would simply avoid sex. NSFW	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I wish they'd figured out that the meteor wasn't actually going to hit the Earth just a few hours earlier.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Before my brother left for war, he told me that even if he died, he would die a glorious death in battle.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
They have the power to turn into any inanimate object; and tend to wait for years for the perfect opportunity to kill their target.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"You know, most most kids in your position just ask us to introduce them to some celebrity," I say, to the kid in the hospital bed.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
You've probably heard the rumors that my organization rips the organs out of people that cross us; but I assure you that's just a rumor.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I was a bit nervous when my roommate told me she had an opportunity for me that would involve recruiting others.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
I thought my troubles were over when I shot my abusive spouse in the head.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Look, I know filling my yard with bear traps and trip wires seems excessive.	1	TwoSentenceHorror