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"So I was watching this cooking show where they cut these hotdogs into an octopus shape, and I thought it was just so cute." he said, sitting on my lap. NSFW
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"Dad, I think there's a monster under my bed," said my son, as I gave him a glass of water before bed.
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My most recent patient has been wearing a camera everywhere because he believes there's a "Memory Eater" hunting him.
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I tried to put a curse on my boss so that he'd feel agonizing pain whenever he committed an evil deed.
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