/u/GentlemanPirate13's posts
[WP] You died, a poor store clerk, passed on to the afterlife after being smacked in the head with a heavy purse by an entitled middle aged woman on Black Friday. As you open your eyes, you stand before Odin in Valhalla, and he asks you to entertain him with a grand story of the battle you died in.
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[WP] "You shot me! I thought you were a pacifist!" "You're right about that. You're wrong if you think this means I won't put a bullet into those who try to abuse that."
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[WP] You ring the bell. The Old King and his Knights rise off their slabs. "Is Britain in danger?" He asks. "More than you can imagine," you reply. Outside, the sounds of the alien invaders draws closer.
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[WP] You are a cat who loves their owner very much, but you don't understand the human things they do. Write about your average day trying to make sense of their behaviour.
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[WP] Write a seemingly adorable heartwarming story that is implied to be rather disturbing, without at any point outright making it disturbing.
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[WP] After years of training while watching them wreak havoc on the world, you tell your parents that you're finally ready to face your evil twin and save the world. Your parents look at you in confusion. "But... *you* are the evil one."
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[WP] After functional time travel was invented, people noticed that your body adapts when you travel- you wind up in a body the same age you'd be that year naturally, and revert on the way back. You're tasked with one mission: go back beyond your birth- for science!
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[WP] Aliens try to invade Australia. The humans retreat and decide to let the country deal with them. Write about the Aliens' struggle.
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[WP] A Lich is sitting on their throne, scheming, when a spear from one of their pitfalls is tossed before them. Out of the shadows steps a Paladin, declaring: "I am Jeffrey, of the Order of Safe Habitats for Adversaries, and I have some issues with the traps your minions are forced to live around."
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