/u/Georgia_Ball's posts
[WP] You have a small superpower. Whenever you tap someone on the shoulder, they always look over that shoulder, without fail. At first, you just used this for harmless pranks. Then, you realized you can kill people by tapping both of their shoulders.
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[WP]Family accounts for Reddit have become a thing. Yours has been passed down for many generations. You get a RemindMe! message from 500 years before you were born.
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[WP] Humans are actually the most violent, war-geared species in the galaxy. Another alien species has come to us with a request: "We need help killing these guys, they hate us and have oil. Here, have some technology and go nuts."
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[WP]Your daughter asked why you looked so paranoid as you crept through the kitchen. You replied, "Decepticons". Your daughter laughed, you laughed, the refrigerator laughed.
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[WP] Turns out it wasn't the Nazis hiding on the dark side of the moon. It was the Roman Empire. They've come back with a vengeance.
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[WP] You’ve recently gained the powers of a shapeshifter. You turned into a dog, and now you know why they sometimes stare off into a dark corner of a room.
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[WP] As a joke, when you were a kid, you shit yourself with BB guns and Airsoft pellets in the hopes of developing a resistance to bullets. As you grow into your teen years, you continuously up the caliber. Now, as a middle aged wo/man, you can withstand any impact from any source or projectile.
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[WP]North Korea shoots missiles into the sea not as tests, but to defend the earth from a Pacific Rim-esque invasion of aliens. You have just discovered this, and as a spy for the US/UK/whatever government, you somehow have to convince your government of the real danger.
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