/u/GhostOfPoo's posts
[WP] you are perfectly safe in your bunker, you have plenty of food and water and even plumbing. The problem is that you are alone and there is a zombie outside. Out of sheer boredom you teach it to speak, and now it's trying to convince you to let it in.
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[WP] due to an exciting new ammendment to the constitution, service and restaurant workers are legally allowed to backhand one customer a day.
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[WP] in a time before written history, a band of raiders march into a village. They don't burn or pillage or loot, they merely herd the villagers to the center of town, then the leader of the raiders calls out, "will your wisest man stand before me?"
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[WP] an alien TV show where rescuers find humans, clean them up, rehabilitate them and return them to the wild (earth)
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[WP] everyone assumes you're a witch and asks for help, the thing is, you're not a witch, you're just a goth chick that was transported to a fantasy world where common sense isn't so common
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[WP] You are a wise cracking slasher, forcing people to play your twisted games, the thing is, if they don't break the rules, you actually let them go
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[WP] "folks around here don't stay out past dark, on account of the aberrations that come into town from the forest, best to get a motel or keep on movin', stranger."
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[WP] You were pouring a bowl of cereal when a law degree popped out as a prize, you're a lawyer now.
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