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[WP] Over your life, you have learned of the Poison Planets, planets containing species that bring nothing but destruction and chaos to the Universe. After hearing countless remarks towards them, you decide to see them for yourself, starting with a planet the inhabitants call, Earth.
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[WP] The year is 2035, the world is burning to the ground and *poof!* humanity ends. “That’s the 15th time you’ve failed this simulator!” Your teacher tells you, “if you keep this up you’ll never graduate God Academy!”
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[WP] “Execute Order 6 *schzzzz*” you couldn’t hear the rest of Chancellor Palpatine’s order, but it sounded like Order 67, eliminate all clones.
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[WP] You have a monster under your bed, every night it creeps its hand up from under to grab your dangling hand..... and hold it softly so you can sleep well at night.
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[WP] In an alternate universe, all of the Avengers were chosen in the snap, except one, a secret Avenger, who’s lost everything including his dog, that Avenger is John Wick.
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[WP] “Why do we need two Dakotas AND two Carolinas?” Asks a state representative to a time traveler with OCD, “We just do okay can you make it happen??” They say knowing if they don’t, the USA won’t have an even 50 states.
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[WP] Neil Armstrong breathes as he begins taking his first steps on the moon. Proceeding with the American Flag to the spot where he plans to erect it, only to throw it on the ground in the place of his own flag for he has claimed the moon for himself.
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[WP] You are a small town detective in Idaho, you meet a wonderful soul and hit it off well and start dating. A few weeks go by and for gags you type your new lover into the police database and find out they are wanted for multiple bank robberies.
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[WP] You are a Hit Man, one of the most popular actually, you don’t take big name hits though, you except the smaller priced ones, because in reality those people have been hurt the most.
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