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[WP] You find a Genies lamp, but this one only grants one wish, thinking about it for a long time you tell them your wish, “I wish to have all the money I’ll ever need for the rest of my life!” The Genie nods their head and promptly gives you five dollars.
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In another episode of “Why the hell not?” I blew weed smoke into my glass of Russel’s 10 year and it’s been sitting for a few minutes.
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[WP] You are an assassin that only comes to use for your government when needed, when not you are left in ice. You have done your job for 50 years never aging. You then wake up 250 years later after your cell shuts off due to the apocalypse.
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[WP] “no,no,no, Laura wait!” Rebecca yelled seeing her daughter innocently drawing a pentagram assuming it’s a star, in a flash of fire a giant red demon appears, “WHO IS IT THAT HAS SUMMONED MARACKUS THE— Rebecca? Uhm..... hey? it’s..... it’s been a while....”.
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[WP] For Christmas you received a DNA Test kit. A few months later you received the results, finding out you are third in line for a throne on the other side of the world. Two days later you get a letter in the mail from that family.
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[WP] You’re a world famous surgeon, you’re praised by many and have saved countless lives, though somehow while closing your eyes for the last time you open them in Hell. The demons drag you to Satans castle to find him attached to multiple machines, “please, we don’t know what else to do”.
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[WP] Since you were a kid, your family thought it was funny that every time you danced it would rain thinking it was just a coincidence. The other day while making coffee you do a little dance as you wait and hot coffee rains from the sky.
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[WP] You just got a major promotion at work, to celebrate you take your friends out for drinks. You ask the Bartender, “Give me the most expensive bottle you have”. The Bartender looks at you and sighs, he grabs a lantern and says, “follow me”.
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