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My brand new Hello Kitty watch tells me that I've been waiting here for over an hour now for my mommy to come back with the ice cream.

1036 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"And I don't think that you could know any less about me..."

197 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"Can you tell me again why Mary is being expelled?!" I asked to the principle in a fit of rage.

173 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"Welp," he said as he unbuckled his pants, "at least a micropenis is good for something." NSFW

140 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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The yellow eyes watched me from the darkness while remaining perfectly still and unblinking.

89 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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3D printing really is the future.

65 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Babe, it's great you're back in town but everyone thinks you died back in March."

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[WP] Dying on the operating table for a few minutes was a life changing experience. The good news, you now have a new lease on life... the bad news? No one believes you about what REALLY happens when you die.

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[WP] You are given the power to turn thoughts and imagination into reality at birth. In the early years of your life, for your thoughts to become real, you had to really focus on them... but lately, simple thoughts have been coming true.

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"Alright, well at least come and give your old man a kiss before you go out."

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My brand new Hello Kitty watch tells me that I've been waiting here for over an hour now for my mommy to come back with the ice cream.	1036	TwoSentenceHorror
"And I don't think that you could know any less about me..."	197	TwoSentenceSadness
"Can you tell me again why Mary is being expelled?!" I asked to the principle in a fit of rage.	173	TwoSentenceComedy
"Welp," he said as he unbuckled his pants, "at least a micropenis is good for something." NSFW	140	TwoSentenceComedy
The yellow eyes watched me from the darkness while remaining perfectly still and unblinking.	89	TwoSentenceHorror
3D printing really is the future.	65	TwoSentenceHorror
"Babe, it's great you're back in town but everyone thinks you died back in March."	48	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Dying on the operating table for a few minutes was a life changing experience. The good news, you now have a new lease on life... the bad news? No one believes you about what REALLY happens when you die.	24	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are given the power to turn thoughts and imagination into reality at birth. In the early years of your life, for your thoughts to become real, you had to really focus on them... but lately, simple thoughts have been coming true.	21	WritingPrompts
"Alright, well at least come and give your old man a kiss before you go out."	20	TwoSentenceSadness