/u/GladCricket's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My brand new Hello Kitty watch tells me that I've been waiting here for over an hour now for my mommy to come back with the ice cream.

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The yellow eyes watched me from the darkness while remaining perfectly still and unblinking.

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3D printing really is the future.

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"Babe, it's great you're back in town but everyone thinks you died back in March."

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Head, shoulders, knees, and toes.

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That's my phone, maybe it's my mom...

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After pinching myself didn't help I decided to go big.

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"Bumbum bumbum bumbum" loudly beat my heart, seemingly getting faster and faster as I drifted off to sleep.

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As the smoke cleared and the silence gave me time to think, I hugged my dog tight to my chest in the corner of the room and I realized that I must have shot it at least 30 times.

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"Welp," he said as he unbuckled his pants, "at least a micropenis is good for something." NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My brand new Hello Kitty watch tells me that I've been waiting here for over an hour now for my mommy to come back with the ice cream.	1036
The yellow eyes watched me from the darkness while remaining perfectly still and unblinking.	89
3D printing really is the future.	65
"Babe, it's great you're back in town but everyone thinks you died back in March."	48
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes.	20
That's my phone, maybe it's my mom...	11
After pinching myself didn't help I decided to go big.	7
"Bumbum bumbum bumbum" loudly beat my heart, seemingly getting faster and faster as I drifted off to sleep.	6
As the smoke cleared and the silence gave me time to think, I hugged my dog tight to my chest in the corner of the room and I realized that I must have shot it at least 30 times.	4
"Welp," he said as he unbuckled his pants, "at least a micropenis is good for something." NSFW	0