/u/GladCricket's posts
[WP] "How 'bout some fancy new farm 'quipment with uh... mule to pull it?" -- *Hic* "Why don't you get it yourself ya bum! HA!" -- "Damn wizard's drunk again Martha, bring me that book and my readin' glasses, would ya? I rekin it's 'bout time I DID get it myself."
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[WP] Dying on the operating table for a few minutes was a life changing experience. The good news, you now have a new lease on life... the bad news? No one believes you about what REALLY happens when you die.
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"So... we leave a trail of bread crumbs to mark our way home and just pray to god the birds aren't hungry?" my sister asked sharply.
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"Bumbum bumbum bumbum" loudly beat my heart, seemingly getting faster and faster as I drifted off to sleep.
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[WP] A machine that visually displays the history and future of any object, from creation to death. Rocks and random objects are pretty cool, but what about a human?
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[WP] "And that one dad?" -- "Yeah, that one too." -- "What about this one, surely it was never human!?" -- *sigh* "Yeah... that one too."
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As the smoke cleared and the silence gave me time to think, I hugged my dog tight to my chest in the corner of the room and I realized that I must have shot it at least 30 times.
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[WP] In the future, multiples gods from multiple origins, Greek, Roman, Norse etc. have started returning to earth each with the same complaint that humans are weaker than ever! Each god has their own idea about how to help the humans but the clashing of all these godly ideas gets worst by the hour.
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[WP] From silver bullets to wooden stakes, to holy water to hairbrushes? Your homemade "gun" can shoot ANYTHING at it's max speed and velocity without destroying it. It's 3664 but you're much older than that. Throughout the years you've always had the right ammo for the job until recently...
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