/u/GlanceIntervention's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're 34 years old with a wife and two kids when your School of Sorcery application was granted. You sent that application 20 years ago and told them you were no longer interested. They replied that refusal is not an option and that you will be taken in 48 hours.
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[WP] You look into the mirror but you see no one. You panic but then you see yourself still sitting down, reading. Your reflection then notices you. "Ah dammit!" She hastily goes to match you but she knows it's futile. "Uhm. Just forget about that okay?" she asks.
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[WP] The three little pigs are dead, as are the next 236. Straw, sticks, bricks, reinforced concrete, titatium it didn't matter. They all fell to the onslaught of the wolf. Little piggy 240 is bracing for the inevitable attack, inside his house of depleted uranium.
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[WP] You and your rival are ancient enemies. You've fought each other on the battlefield in every major war. Trojan War, Punic Wars, Hundred Years' War, World War 1, World War 2. The only reason for the long period of peace we have now is that your rival is missing. You miss him.
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[WP] You're the world's best translator, you can translate all the languages of the world, even the obscure ones. Your secret is that you discovered how to activate subtitles in real life.
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[WP] You face your guardian angel and you ask her, "What is my purpose?" She responds, "Oh. You were here to help that old lady cross the street when you were 13. She was gonna be hit by the bus. The rest is just free time."
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[WP] "Boss, it's been 15 minutes since he started having a flashback about his "challenges" and how much he loves his friends. Can't we just attack him already?" said the henchman. "No, no. We have standards." said the supervillain.
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[WP] "I wish I never met you!" You shouted at your husband of 10 years, father of 2 of your children in a heated fight before bed. You then wake up on the day you first met. Eager to correct your mistake you wait for him in the park, but when your eyes met, he just smiled and walked past you.
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[WP] A massive spaceship lands in front of the United Nations HQ in New York. As the doors open, the police and military were surprised that it was manned by humans. "So this is where you ended up. The rest of humanity has been worried sick about you guys for the past 10,000 years" the pilot said.
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[WP] You travelled back in time to explore but you're suprised to find your cat following you. You ask her what she's doing here. She sighs and says, "I'm supposed to be supervising you at all times! I had to build my own time machine just to reach you. Why can't you just be a normal human???"
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