/u/Glitchkey's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You know that whole idea about how if a time traveller isn't showing up to stop you, you must be doing okay? Well, here you are - about to push the button - when an entire army shows up.
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[WP] A while back you snagged a bottle of 'Wondrous William's Patented Cure-All*', and it's really turned things around for you. That said, you probably should have read the note by the asterisk, because the side effects are like nothing you've ever heard of.
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[WP]You manage a retirement home for old deities. Understandably, you're quite accustomed to cleaning up after divinely inspired antics, shenanigans, and tomfoolery. But sometimes, they do something so unexpected that even you have to spend a moment just taking it all in. This is one of those times.
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[WP] You've had two best friends for as long as you can remember, but you just realized that somehow you've never all been in the same room. When they show up for the meetup you planned, the first thing out of their mouths is "YOU!"
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[WP] The year is 2035, and you've just begun your modern rite of adulthood - finding and securing a gmail username that is both memorable and available.
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[WP] When you're reborn, you're left somewhat resistant to whatever killed you in your last life. Due to the incredibly unusual circumstances of your latest death, you will be all but immortal in your next life. Tell us how you died.
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[WP] I have waltzed through the ashes of good sense and decency, and hell has been my dance partner and my stage.
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[WP] You are the world's great Evil, the villain whose name is known by all, the end goal of every Hero and Adventurer in the land. Your ultimate plan? To finally get Child Protective Services to deal with whoever's been giving all these kids a Heroic Destiny in the first place.
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