/u/Gnomeopolis's posts
[WP] In a world where magic lamps are a common find, you work as a lawyer who specializes in writing wishes free of loopholes for mischievious genie's to exploit. You're the best in the business, but nobody knows it's because you yourself are a freed genie. And you still love making a bit of trouble
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[WP] You open your eyes and are horrified to realize you are now a ghost. But things just get worse when you rotate and find your former body getting up as a zombie. In vain, you spend your days trying to guide your ravenous idiotic zombie body only to be continually horrified and embarrassed.
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[WP] You have worked the same job as a cashier at a big box store for years. You Live alone in a small apartment. You never go out, just eat microwave meals and watch reruns. You are the most boring person you know. And for some reason you don't understand, assassin's are always trying to kill you.
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[WP] At first it was funny when your spouse and you started cutting the last piece of bread in half rather than take the last piece. Now, however, things are getting tense as the piece gets smaller and smaller. Eventually one of you is gonna split the atom, but there's no way you're gonna lose
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[WP] You're an elf, immortal and beautiful. One day, after centuries of life, you are attending the annual solstice feast. To everyone's shock, in the middle of the feast one of the nobles announces they're tired, closes their eyes, and DIES.
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[WP] Humanity has fled a dying Earth and embarked on an interstellar voyage to a new home. Generations will live and die in the close confines of the ship before the destination is reached. This makes things tricky for you, an immortal.
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[WP] You are trying to prove that nurture wins over nature. As such, you decide to take a time machine to visit some of the greatest villains in history and change the direction of their lives during their formative years.
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[WP] Everyone knows that genies love to twist wishes and play awful tricks on those who dare to rub their lamp and make a wish. that's why your job is so important. You're a lawyer that writes airtight untwistable wishes for clients.
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