/u/Gnomeopolis's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] In a world populated by mythical creatures, it is the non-magical creatures of our world that send cryptozoologists to the ends of the realm, trying to prove their existence
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[WP] After vampires take over the world, you unexpectedly find your restaurant to be one of the most popular places for humans to hide at night. Who knew a garlic themed restaurant could be so lucrative after society collapsed?
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[WP] You have spent years trying to learn magic spells and summonings but its never worked for you or any of the other magic enthusiasts you have worked with. One day you discover why. Latin isn't the language of power. Pig Latin is.
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[WP] The mermaids lazed on the ice floe, patting their thick tails and laughing at the figurehead on the passing ship. "honestly, how does that make sense? Of course we wouldn't be half fish, we are mammals? And how would we survive cooler temperatures without all this lovely seal blubber?"
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[WP] After being abducted by aliens you find yourself in your pjs with a panel of other confused people. A spotlight turns on and a voice announces "Let us begin the 273rd parole hearing to determine whether humanity can rejoin the rest of the universe. Humans, you may make your opening arguments."
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[WP] You clock in for your shift as a Monster Under the Bed, filled with dread. No one will believe you, not even the supervisor. But there is something in that kids closet and it is terrifying
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[WP] As a warrior you have always prayed to the fierce God of War. Now that you are in the afterlife you are excited to meet him, only to find that he is a scrawny weasel of a being with no fighting skills whatsoever. He just really likes stirring the pot, turning people against each other and watch
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[WP] Humanity has fled a dying Earth and are travelling to a new home in another Galaxy. Generations will live and die in the confines of this ship before it reaches it's destination. This and the small town-like community makes things a little tricky for an immortal like you
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[WP] Your life has not been going well, it seems like every decision you make is the wrong one. Out of desperation you try to summon your ancestors for advice. To your shock, a neanderthal answers the summons
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