/u/Gnomeopolis's posts
[WP] You are a cryptozoologist in a world teeming with dragons, griffins, unicorns, krakens and the like. You spend your days trying to prove the existence of creatures no one believes in such as sparrows, dogs and rabbits
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[WP] You're an elf that comes out at night to clean the house and finish tasks. The humans all believe you are magic but you're really just OCD and cant stand the way they leave their house
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[WP] After being abducted by aliens you find yourself in your pjs with a panel of other confused people. A spotlight turns on and a voice announces "let us begin the 273rd parole hearing to determine whether humanity can rejoin the rest of the universe. Humans, you may make your opening arguments"
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[WP] You have very good luck and an optimistic attitude. This causes nothing but stress for your family, because they truly believe that this life must be full of suffering in order to be rewarded in the next.
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[WP] In a world where magic lamps are relatively common, there is a booming business for 'genie lawyers'. They specialize in writing wishes in ways that prevent a mischievious genie from 'misinterpreting' and ruining lives. It's expensive but everyone knows the story of a poor person who didn't use
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[WP] You work for Dungeon Boss. Your main job is cleaning and making sure the dungeon is properly stocked. There's nothing worse than restocking pots and boxes and cleaning up the messes if Adventurers still in the Dungeon
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[WP] You clock in for your shift as a Monster Under the Bed, filled with dread. No one will believe you, not even the supervisor. But there is something wrong with that kid and it is terrifying
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[WP] You invented a Time machine and one of your greatest joys is picking up great inventors and creators of the past and bringing them to modern times to show them how their ideas have grown beyond what they could imagine. Tell me the story of your favorite such moment
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[WP] You have invented a time machine and have decided to use it to change the course of villains lives so that they never become villains. Now that the world knows Adolf Hitler as a famous painter you consider your next Target
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