/u/Goat_To_Space's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Strictly speaking, it's the genie's lamp that has power, not the genie themself. Knowing this you decide to try making a genie's lamp with no genie for infinite uncorrupted wishes. However, as soon as you finish there's suddenly a smug asshole looking at you saying they want to make a wish.
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[WP] Write a mystery, but not a whodunnit: a HOWdunnit where even the perpetrator isn't quite sure and would very much like to know the answer.
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[WP] "Wait, you seriously thought I was human? How? It's not like I even bothered with the slightest effort to hide this from you."
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[WP] Two vampires both thought the other was human, and went on a date. They ended up biting each other at the exact same moment during a hug.
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[WP] After getting directions from Red Riding Hood, the wolf arrived at granny's house only to find that she had a shotgun and knew how to use it.
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[WP] Most people say that it's wise to stay clear of biker gangs. They're wrong; it's the baker gangs you need to watch out for.
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[WP] The apocalypse happened decades ago, humanity has long-since learned how to deal with the monsters and supernatural anomalies, and now a new global civilization is starting to rise from the ashes.
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[WP] You're a vampire who regularly falls in love with humans, fully expecting them to die of old age after a while. However, your most recent squeeze simply isn't getting old. You finally find out why, when you follow them one night and find them visiting a cybernetics clinic.
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