/u/Goat_To_Space's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're an economist trying to convince the local dragon that opening a bank would vastly increase their hoard, but they're not buying it.
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[WP] As it turns out, vampires absolutely love maple syrup. You've been making a tidy profit selling the sugary stuff to the undead for a while now, but only recently did you think to ask them what's so special about maple syrup compared to all the other human foods out there.
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[WP] You are a demon who's just been summoned. The problem with this? You're the demonic equivalent of a toddler, you're scared out of your mind, and you want to go back to your family.
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[WP] You are a pizza delivery man. Twenty minutes ago, the restaurant you work at received an order, which must be delivered within half an hour of being received or it will be free. The fact that there is a four-way giant monster brawl between you and said location is irrelevant.
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[EU] The Empire has gotten fed up with the terrible aim of its storm troopers, and has instituted a remedial marksmanship program.
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[WP] As the chosen one, you're destined to defeat the Dark Lord. The problem? The Dark Lord is a big softy who goes out of his way to help his people and doesn't like fighting. So you try to subvert the prophecy by "defeating" him at something with as low stakes as possibly.
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[WP] By day you're a reporter, though you secretly have the powers of invulnerability and teleportation. At night you're... also still a reporter. You just use your powers to take some of the risk out of your job.
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[WP] When two people get very upset with each other, they may happen to challenge each other to a duel to the death. When neither of these people is aware that the other is in fact immortal, the results are more awkward and embarrassing than anything else.
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[WP] Instead of grabbing some rando, the hero summoning spell instead got a veteran superhero with a long and JUSTICE-fueled career.
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