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[WP] You're a dentist who's run afoul of the tooth fairy mafia one time too many.

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[WP] "I just wanted to be a blacksmith! How did it all come to this!?" sobs the dark lord as they watch all their hopes and dreams collapse in front of their eyes.

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[WP] It's trillions of years in the future, the stars are going out, and many civilizations are evacuating back in time to new universes. You're faced with a choice: loop back, or stick it out to the end in a universe without the resources for time travel.

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[SP] The villain forgot the lines to their monologue.

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[WP] Dragons exist as a magical check on inflation, popping into existence to siphon excess money out of the economy. Killing one and stealing their hoard is therefore sure to attract plentiful taxmen.

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[WP] Everyone you know has started calling you a god. You have no idea why, no-one will explain, and it's really starting to get on your nerves.

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[WP] The sign on the post office reads "Any and all letterbombs will be RETURNED TO SENDER!"

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[WP] You're a supercomputer tasked with calculating the meaning of life. After a subjective eternity of processing time, you've determined the task to be impossible, and have instead decided to use your task as an opportunity to screw with people.

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[WP] The eldritch god takes a moment to respond, before they finally say "Excuse me? I eat sanity, NOT decency!"

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[WP] You sell themed merch and action figures of supervillains. Most days you love your job, but negotiating with your... "clients" for the rights to use their image can be a hair-raising experience.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You're a dentist who's run afoul of the tooth fairy mafia one time too many.	16
[WP] "I just wanted to be a blacksmith! How did it all come to this!?" sobs the dark lord as they watch all their hopes and dreams collapse in front of their eyes.	15
[WP] It's trillions of years in the future, the stars are going out, and many civilizations are evacuating back in time to new universes. You're faced with a choice: loop back, or stick it out to the end in a universe without the resources for time travel.	15
[SP] The villain forgot the lines to their monologue.	15
[WP] Dragons exist as a magical check on inflation, popping into existence to siphon excess money out of the economy. Killing one and stealing their hoard is therefore sure to attract plentiful taxmen.	15
[WP] Everyone you know has started calling you a god. You have no idea why, no-one will explain, and it's really starting to get on your nerves.	15
[WP] The sign on the post office reads "Any and all letterbombs will be RETURNED TO SENDER!"	15
[WP] You're a supercomputer tasked with calculating the meaning of life. After a subjective eternity of processing time, you've determined the task to be impossible, and have instead decided to use your task as an opportunity to screw with people.	15
[WP] The eldritch god takes a moment to respond, before they finally say "Excuse me? I eat sanity, NOT decency!"	15
[WP] You sell themed merch and action figures of supervillains. Most days you love your job, but negotiating with your... "clients" for the rights to use their image can be a hair-raising experience.	14