/u/Goat_To_Space's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You're an alien tourist on earth, mostly just here to visit theme parks. Yet you constantly get accosted by conspiracy theorists accusing you of all sorts of absurd plots, such as scouting for an invasion, or even projecting a fake holographic moon(!?). Your vacation has been thoroughly ruined.
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[WP] Turns out that most aliens have enough biotech to re-work themselves however they want, so the fact that human biology has a few advantages is largely irrelevant.
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[TT] Having seen humanity's meat industry and figuring that they're more likely to survive long-term by eating beef than eating people, a group of massive sapient spiders have decided to open a designer clothes brand. You are their lawyer as they apply for the relevant business licenses.
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[WP] You're a supernatural con artist who's sold your soul to more demons, faeries, vampires, necromancers, and gods than you can count. You weren't exactly expecting to die, but now that you have you figure you might as well have some fun with the post-mortem court battle.
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[WP] The rules for divine succession are quite simple: whoever has the best mastery of the domain in question gets the job. In recent centuries the rapid advance of science has thus lead to a number of godly positions having a rather high turnover rate.
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[WP] Your unique ability is quite straightforward, but shockingly multifaceted: if it could be faked with less than five minutes of video editing you can do it for real.
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[WP] Why bother going through all that work trying to find the true name for a specific demon, when you can just make up a true name and summon a made-up demon to match?
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[WP] Summoning Death has revealed an unexpected fact: She doesn't like it when people are killed before their time. The reason? The more people live, the more people eventually die, and the more friends Death gets to make.
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[SP] A couple of ghosts have been happily married since before they died, enjoying each other's company as they watch the centuries pass outside their lovingly maintained house.
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