/u/Goat_To_Space's posts
[WP] As a joke, you sold your soul to your best friend. The next thing you know you're watching from inside your friend's mind as your body collapses like a puppet with its strings cut.
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[WP] Your superpower, if you can call it that, is that whenever someone tries to kill you, they're the one who dies instead. Your method for heroism? Get kidnapped by supervillains, and then have your partner bait the villain into killing their hostages.
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[WP] "I'll make this simple. We have a fleet of flying battleships and a massive robot army and you don't. Ban slavery and return our citizens now, or we will do it for you."
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[WP] When you tried summoning a demon, you certainly weren't expecting said demon to go straight to the police and rat you out for kidnapping them.
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[WP] When you decided to summon a demon, you weren't expecting it to arrive locked in deadly combat with a high-level Paladin.
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[WP] Turns out that Death is actually in favor of immortality for the masses, since it means he'd finally have a vacation.
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[WP] Our first contact with aliens is a transmission informing us that the solar system is quarantined due to an infestation of unbounded replicating nanomachines. It takes an embarrassingly long time for both us and the aliens to figure out they're talking about organic life.
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[WP] You're the hero's designated mentor, selected to train the chosen one what they'll need to know for their upcoming quest. When you find them however, they've just died in an embarrassing accident. That simply won't do; thinking quickly, you dig out your old Necromancy textbook...
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